just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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