Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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