Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
