so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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