i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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