come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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