he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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