I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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