It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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