Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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