We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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