Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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