The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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