you win again, gameday.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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