He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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