But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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