Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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