So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
