it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
