What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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