Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Rumble strips road head = magical
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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