Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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