Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My vagina just clenched in fear
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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