Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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