i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
