yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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