using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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