May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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