The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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