I love black thongs
Porn is love you can see.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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