If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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