Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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