There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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