he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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