I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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