I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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