a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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