Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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