my soul wont recognize me after tonight
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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