remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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