do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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