Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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