soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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