we have officially lost it.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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