Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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