Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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