On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You were trust falling into bushes
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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