I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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