let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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