What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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