yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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