is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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