didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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