So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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