you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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